Hedonism

Hedonism is the pursuit of pleasure in its simplest form. Hedonistic philosophy puts pleasure at the top of all things in terms of valuation.

This list will rank the hedonistic behaviors of Dom's Fat Members.

Hedonistic Characteristics

Scale: Vaping (most impactful), drinking, weed, porn, short form content, sex

List

1. Dom Turano: most prolific hedonist, technology demon(short form content, video games, pornography), vaping, excessive Zoey sex. Despite not using snapchat as much, his level of other vices puts him at a higher level.
2. Colin: snapchat, vaping, sexual activity, short form content (instagram, tiktok) . At functions he is consuming media and on short form content. Shares screen to impose his hedonistic addiction to brainrot content to others at functions.
3. Derek: Desperate for sexual activity, relationship with Stella based on lust ("I have to lose my virginity before college"), smokes weed out of banana peel, hangs out with jonnie costa to indulge in hedonistic pleasures. Wants to go to dotro party (hedonistc activity). Drinks at jonnie costa function.Bad diet and does not train hard which is hedonistic. Corny is hedonistic.He does extensively deny his hedonism, (cope) which makes him more hedonistic than he realizes.
4. Ethan: Fucks everywhere, desperate for sexual activity. Edges and indulge in pornography for 2hr+. Recent influx of weed intake. Stops playing basketball to engage in sexual behaviors. Spending of currency is also hedonistic (bad spending habits, uses money to indulge in hedonistic desires/pleasures). Also hit vapes occasionally.
5. Will: Extreme hours on apex legends and valorant (with Nick Lever peak hedonist), destiny and other games in past (big hedonistic behaviors). Previously had era of weed addiction which was peak hedonism but has quit. Indulges in alcohol at hangout and also sexual activity. He gambles but claims this is not a problem because “he is winning”. Used to be one of the biggest hedonists in the past, but became extremely stoic due to abandoning his hedonistic desires.
6. Paul: Fortnite addiction, pornography use. He has used carts and other forms of weed intake consistently. However, he does not indulge in vape as much, reducing his hedonistic level(does occasionally). Damien Weed Pail is extremely hedonistic but this is a rare form. He has reduced his use of social media, reducing his hedonism level.
7. Leo Caramelli: Recent influx of weed usage, used to be a strong advocate against weed, uses alcohol sometimes (Rare). Potentially indulges in sexual desires/lust. Used to also indulge in video gaming.
8. Brandon Chor glenn: Increased to hedonism after lustful rants about female appearance, recent influx of weed intake (also used to advocate against). Food intake is hedonistic, but working out lessens it. Enjoys video games (Greg tech new horizons), but pursues information technology. Therealgibyag is partially a hedonistic indulgance, but has philosophical elements which reduce its hedonism.
9. PG (genie empanada): Consistently used discord for 5 years, always on social media such as instagram, tiktok. He does not indulge in hedonism such as weed and occasionally sips, but pursues sexual lust. Big coomer in the past but has reduced due to IRL sexual activity. Loves , glazes & defends everyone, including PApp which is hedonistic in itself. Hedonistic indulgence in social media such as Instagram and twitter, knows every social media trend on tiktok (nigga knew the tiktok rizz party 1 day after it was created)
10. Sebastian: large use of video games (Destiny 2 etc), high masturbation and pornography consumption (lust) as shown by reddit history. Big cookie and also infamously left everyone behind to indulge in these hedonistic desires, evident by being active on discord while the foxhole incident occurred. He also enjoys short form content and is always on instagram.
11. Christian: Smokes & Drinks on occasion. Does not indulge in many other hedonistic desires, never talks about sexual lust, gaming, etc. Often engages in physical activity such as basketball, track, etc. Diet of Wawa shakes and Dominoes increases hedonism.
12. Douglas “Rock” Taylor: Previously addicted to sex and pornography (his only big vice) but has decreased this now to become more sigma. Minimal hedonism as of present, big focus on school and work. Addicted to short form content like instagram reels( doesnt use tiktok)
13. Brian “Mouse” Perez: No sexual desires and urges anymore although used to be large coomer. Benji public hair incident (sloth, lust), which raised hedonism but it was long time ago. Anime phase was peak hedonism. In the present, he is stoic and his only lust is the use of honey mustard, which contains SOY and other seed oils.
14. Michael Roppatte: Chronically online and lusts for African American Women, but has not committed sexual acts. He is also hedonistic in acquiring fish which is lustful and he works to afford this. His hedonism is offset by spending time doing organic chemistry to cure cancer,  which will get him killed by Joe Biden.
15. Alanzo: Previous Hanime and smash bros addiction, but has become a monk and freed himself from lust.

Outside of the List

Jonas Himawan: Has not indulged in hedonistic desires, studies and improves himself. Does not indulge in weed, alcohol,lust or gaming.